We’re Coming,
But Not So Soon!
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So, what’s the delay? Come and join the ranks of the most ungrateful, destitute, and miserly tightwads out there, all thanks to Sujo Hosting!
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Over at our HQ we’re working like slaves to bring you our new website! Just kidding, we’re actually not putting in much effort at all, since we’re as broke as a joke and can’t even afford to pay for its development – much like our dear clients.
As for this “new website,” well, let’s just say it won’t be setting the world on fire with groundbreaking features or anything at all really.
So, unless you enjoy watching paint dry, you might want to just keep on strolling because there’s nothing to see here, folks!